The Web Sucks
It has enabled the global information exchange, mass surveillance, studies in social control, allowed revolutions, made a fortune for many billionaires and in the meanwhile ruined our climate: the web.
The main page mostly implies to be a place with recent useful information.
Or a list of recent blog posts if it's a blogging site.
In our case this page is just a little suggestion to look at the navigation bar.
No, really. Nothing interesting here. Hope you'll figure it out.